Unexpected call
Three men suddenly appear in front of heaven’s Pearly Gates: one dressed in business attire; one in jogging shorts, and naked.
St. Peter, slightly taken aback, asked, "What are you doing here at this time?"
The businessman spoke up saying, " I suspected that my wife was cheating on me and having an affair. I came home early, mid-afternoon. Sure enough, I saw a gut half-naked running away. Angrily, I pushed our refrigerator out the window from our fourth floor apartment. I must have had a hearth attack and died."
The jogger, looking confused, said, " I was jogging along when something fell on me. I must have been crushed to death."
The third man, standing in the nude, shrugged and looked at St. Peter saying,
"There I was sitting inside that refrigerator minding
my own business….."
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The Truth worthy bearing:
1. The "Bear Truth".
Some times Truth is stranger than fiction. In August, three bears were caught, sedated & expelled from a Psychiatric Hospital in Poland. Earlier, resident patients had reported seeing three bears, a mama bear, a papa bear and a baby bear. But none of the doctors believed them.
2. The "Bare Truth".
Today's KC Star (11/23/07), ran a story about the women in Stockholm, Sweden. Thousands of blond women are beginning a protest against being sexually discriminated against. They feel it is unfair that men can go swimming or walk around without wearing shirts or being covered. many of the Stockholm women are going topless.
They want swim or go in public bare chested, as does their male counter parts. These fore runners are holding firm to their female natural right for being treated just as equal as Swedish men. They are taking off swimsuit tops, blouses and halters to make their points!
by Dick Kettle
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